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長大肋要嫁給唐僧,能玩僦玩,不能玩僦把牠吃掉~~!
March 23

儿时作文-搞笑版

1.介绍老师的外貌。应该是“老师又一张瓜子脸”,我写成“老师又一张爪子脸”。语文老师差点没气疯。

2.“100m运动会终于开始了,同学们像一只只脱缰的野狗奔了出去。”

3.“我和同学XXX一起骑车出去玩,他的气门芯坏了,我就把我的拔下来给他装上,我俩一起高高兴兴骑车回家了。”

4.“长城啊!真长--```黄河啊!真黄```”

5.“老大娘拿出4张500元的人民币。”

6.三年级的时候有一次是其他老师代课,要我们写一篇《我家的一角》。于是接写:“我家的一角很漂亮,又圆又亮,是一只马桶。”

7.“在一个伸手不见五指的晚上,池塘的青蛙在晒太阳。”

8.“我走进了一家百货商店,啊!看来人民生活的确提高了。你看那位农民老大爷,左手一台电冰箱,右手一台电视机,一溜小跑。”

9.日记——第一天:“今天我到妈妈单位玩,玩得好高兴呢!”第二天:“昨天我到妈妈单位玩,玩得好高兴呢!”第三天:“今天我又想起前天我到妈妈单位玩,玩得好高兴呢!”

10.《我的同学》内容大概是:有一回我病了,他风雨无阻的给我补习。那天下着倾盆大雨,又打雷,我以为他不来了,可是他竟然冒着雨来了...第二天,他因为发高烧死了。我永远怀念这个好朋友!

March 14

新生上手

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May 27
长大了~~寂寞·就是没有了爱·~比没有朋友更寂寞~
May 26